Congratulations on setting the bar high for yourself. I commend your aspiration. Let’s see…the application process is quite lengthy, your whole life in fact. Your resume would need to include faith and good deeds. Your educational experience should probably include studying the Bible as well as many other good reads like the lives of the saints and such.
Your application will come under review shortly after your expiration. You will probably have to sit in the waiting room until Saint Peter calls you for your interview. An important thing to remember is there won’t be any call backs or second interviews here. Peter will review your resume and decide if you are in, if you have to sweat it out for a while until you make the cut (kinda like the minor leagues) or if you’re fired..literally. If you find yourself in the waiting room, know that generations of Catholics have been praying for your release. If you’re fired then I guess you should have changed the font on your resume or had better references. If you’re in, then congratulations you’ve achieved your goal of sainthood. Please pay it forward by putting in a good word for the rest of us.
As for me, I really hope St. Peter is in a good mood and doesn’t check all my references.
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